Me: Harrison, tell me about this picture you drew at school on Friday.
H: It's a picture of a lady who is singing opera and a guy throws an army grenade at her and there are 6 blood splats.
Me: Oh, nice. Did you do this in school?
H: Yep. It was free drawing time in art. I can draw whatever I want.
Me: I'm surprised. Maybe "he" shouldn't have thrown a grenade at her.
H: Well, she was binging REALLY bad.
Me: You got me. What if I sang really bad?
H: Maybe, I'd throw a pineapple at your head.
H: No problem.
1 day ago