Car conversation . . .

Harrison: Mommy, did you know I chew to a tune?

Me: What?

Harrison: When I chew, I chew to a tune. It is usually Campton Races.

Me: What other songs do you chew to?

Harrison: I have chewed to Bust a Move once and I chew to the Pledge of Allegiance too.

Me: Harrison you are an odd boy.

Harrison: Thank you.