. . . that Nintendo DS games make exceptional chew toys for small dogs if they are left on the floor?
. . . that children will eat leftover pizza that has been left out on the stove all night without question? (eeew!)
. . . that if you have a stand up shower and you are laying in a fetal position on the floor crying that you notice how really dirty it is? Did you know that if it is terribly nasty, you will forget how sad you are and start cleaning it right away?
. . . that being "the meanest mommy ever" everyday weighs heavily on you?
. . . that feeling like a failure every day, all day sucks?
. . . that being thankful for the job you have makes it easier to go to work each day even if you would really rather stay in bed and pull the covers over your head and sleep forever?
. . . sometimes when life hands you lemons it would be nice to chuck them at passing cars to make yourself feel better?
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