Why does every kid that ever lived try to wash their butt with the sprinkler and think this is the most hysterical thing ever?
Ok, how hillbilly are we? I was too lazy to even think about baths after the weekend I had so I took out body wash and shampoo. I freakin' bathed my children in the backyard with the hose. How far have I stooped? A little shampoo . . . a little air guitar . . . a few liberty spikes. . . Soap in my mouth! Soap in my mouth! Open up!