Me: Harrison, have you met your new principal yet?
Harrison: Yep
Me: Is his name Mr. Shaeffer?
Harrison: It's DOCTOR Shaeffer.
Me: Oh yes! I forgot.
Harrison: And he is BALD.
Me: Oh, I see.
Harrison: That means he doesn't have hair. Well, he does have arm-hair. His head is just bald.
I so love kids. They are just too funny without even trying. This past summer my son was talking about that one dude who went to all of the parties and changed water into wine...I asked if he meant Jesus.
ReplyDeleteHis response: "Yeah that's him! What a cool dude!"