Great things you hear at daycare

I work at a daycare. That alone should say volumes. I decided that we daycare providers are a strange lot. You say things at work that you would NEVER say anywhere else. You also hear things you would NEVER Hear anywhere else. A few noteables from recently . . .

My son came in and told me to get back to work. I said "You tell your teacher I work even in my sleep." My sons runs across the hall screaming "My mommy says she goes to work in bed!"

I heard a teacher in the hallway say, "Are you licking your friend? Your friend does not want to be licked right now."