I would be a bad mother if I would tell you that today a certain child ran out of the house as he has done pretty regularly.
I would be a terrible mother if I told you that this child has been horribly constipated and I have been giving his medicine to move things along.
I would be a horrible mother if I would tell you that this child came home faster than ever before after running out because he crapped his pants.
I would be the worst mother on the planet if when I got the call at work to tell me the situation I laughed so hard I nearly pee'd myself.
I am going to hell.
56 minutes ago